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What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

What happened when the cat ate a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

What looks like half a cat The from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

Brother Did you put the cat out from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

A dog thinks Hey these people I from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

Q What do you call a cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

Q Why do cats eat fur balls from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

Q What do you call it when from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

Q Why did the mother cat put from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q How do cats buy things A from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!

Q What kind of cats lay around from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

Q What kind of work does a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

Q Whats a cats second favorite food from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

Q Whats a cats favorite food A from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

Q Which game did the cat want from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

Q What do you call a cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

Q What do you call a cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

Q Why does everyone love cats A from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

Q Where do cats write down notes from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!

Q Whats every cats favorite song A from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!